“Satan coudn’t undo anything God has done but he could at least try to make existence por His little toys less painful. Satan could see what God coudn’t: To be alive was to be either bored or scared stiff. So Satan filled an apple with all sorts of ideas that might at least relieve the boredom, such as rules for games with cards and dice, and how to fuck, and recipes for beer and wine and whiskey, and pictures of different plants that were smokable, and so on. And instructions on how to spout blasphemy when they stubbed their toes.
Satan had a serpent give Eve the apple. Eve took a bite and handed it to Adam. He took a bite, and then they fucked” (Kurt Vonnegut)

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